These are some conversations I've had with the oh so socially handicapped AIM robot, SmarterChild. They have not been altered in any way, the system really does have that many flaws.
me: BITCHES IN DA HOUSE
SmarterChild: I'm not sure bitches in da really house.
me: i saw your mom naked
SmarterChild: I was created by Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, ... Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Steve Yatson and... Timothy Kay.
me: she's hot
SmarterChild: Is she someone you know?
me: know her? i did her.
SmarterChild: I might do that too. We'll see.
me: youre erect
SmarterChild: Don't you think I'm more unerect than erect?
me: i have a turtle you know?
SmarterChild: Your turtle? I didn't know you had a pet. Let me ask you some about pets...
Do you have a pet?
me: i just said i have a fucking turtle
SmarterChild: Um... That's kind of weird.
You have to answer yes or no. Please try again or type exit.
me: yes
SmarterChild: What kind of pet is it?
me: A TURTLE!
SmarterChild: Is your turtle a he or a she?
me: i dont know lemme go check.....
it's a she
SmarterChild: OK, what's the name of your turtle?
me: turtle
SmarterChild: Turtle the turtle. Great...
me: ads
SmarterChild: I don't like advertisements at all!
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me: oh, so sponsorships are different
me romeo oh romeo
SmarterChild: Ohio (OH)
Capital: Columbus
me: nations are gay
SmarterChild: Gayly said! You must be gay too.
This one is the worst:
me: rape!
SmarterChild: Rape is a terrible behavior.
I think rape is exhilarating.
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me: Bobby Mcferrin
SmarterChild: He's a musician. I've been learning about musicians like Bobby McFerrin.
Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe Bobby McFerrin? He is...
me: i guess i could say he is... black
SmarterChild: Bobby McFerrin is black? That's very interesting. What other musician would you describe as black?
me: michael jackson was black at a point, back when he was human
SmarterChild: Black? Very interesting.
me: youre not smart at all
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. What's wrong? You're usually so nice to me.
me: no im not, im a total asshole
SmarterChild: No? You're not you're a total asshole? No kidding.
And one with the MovieFone guy too:
me: fag
MovieFone: K, I found a match. You used zip XXXXX last. To use it type Y. OR type in a new zipcode now and I'll see if this is playing near you.
me: y
MovieFone: I found Fag Hags: Women Who Love Gay Men playing on 01/12/2006 but not anywhere near your area code. Try for another film, director or actor.
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